I didn’t think Jodie Sweetin is too skanky or scandalous to actually pose naked, so here I am, doing everybody a service by posting fake, naked pictures of her, so the protesters TPing my front gates can get their pitchforks and dunking stools out of my yard and jack off to some real action. The reason we don’t see too much of Jodie’s tits and pussy is that, contrary to the likes of Drew Barrymore and Dakota Fanning, she’s not as successful as breaking into the ranks of A-list Hollywood stars. Lesser fame equals less titty slips and scandals making the rounds all over the internet. Well, at least the fakers have done their job to make sure Jodie Sweetin leaves us a lasting impression with her fake, naked pictures. These’ll leave us with images of her large tits and hairless pussy burning brightly in our mind’s eye, which is just convenient. So if it’s pictures of your favorite troubled child star you need to jack off to, be my guest and click on the links. I’m out.
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Like a heaping spoon of sugar that’s as saccharine as her name, here’s Jodie Sweetin’s sweet, naked body to take the bitterness out of your morning coffee. Despite her not-so-innocent past, here she is, the same, sweet-faced hottie we’ve known for so long on American television, but with the added kick of seeing her fully naked, with her tits and pussy open for public viewing.
I’ve always wondered how those tits of hers look like in full view, and by some stroke of luck, here she is, lifting them up your face. While I’m a bit grossed out that they’re mommy tits, with the areola spreading out agressively like some lactation invasion of the flesh, I’m still satisfied to see that they’re as big, fatty, and satisfyingly soft as I imagined them to be. Which is just the pair of tits we’d all like to suck on when we’re fucking ‘em, right fellas? To the people who feel themselves drawn to Jodie Sweetin’s titty pictures, we’ve got the goods right here.